Top 10 Series... My To-Learn List

1. Change a tire.

    Four flats in 17 years of driving...not bad statistically I guess but it's about time I learned. 

2. Whistle.

    I think it's a tongue issue. :(

3. Fart on command.

    Might come in handy.

4. Do a proper male push up.

    Tricky, but I'm working on it.

5. Cut my toenails straight.

    Imagine how much I'd save on pedicures if I could!

6. Tie my hair in a bun without a hair tie.

    It's just impossible with my hair. Ugh.

7. Make gnocchi.

    I WILL learn from a local. 2016 baby!

8. Sing.

    In tune. Shut up, Sol! I can HEAR you laughing.

    That awful recording still haunts me to this day.

9. Drink scotch neat -- with a straight face.

    I love scotch on the rocks but drinking it neat is a bit much for me.
    I have a scary ugly scotch face. 

10. Burp.

      Just can't do it. 

      One reason why I NEED to learn #3.